I take solace in the fact that Darren Rovell is working hard to figure out what type of car Boeheim was driving.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

“Yu can’t handle The Truth!” — Mark Wahlberg, wearing a Pierce jersey and beating up an Asian guy

Underexplained list of the best things in this screed

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

Ah here we go, let’s talk shit about shorthand grammar on a blog site. You got me there, Shakespeare!

First of all, “possibly” is the key word.

So convincing every consumer to change is easier than getting one restaurant to change?

Wouldn’t it be easier to convince restaurant owners to pay their workers better than to convince shitty tippers to tip better?

Like on this famous no PI call, and the phantom roughing the passer on Tom Brady, there has to be a way for someone deemed smart enough at NFL headquarters who can IN REAL TIME stop the game to take a quick look at it, the game action is stopped anyway, as the play is over.

The worst part is that you know this person hangs out in the passing lane, despite that fact that it’s just as much against the law as speeding...

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

When Ricky Rubio was asked if Joe Ingles talks trash during Utah practices, he shrugged.

1) to make dumb people feel safe

Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end.  The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile.  You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny.  Fuck, I’m not ready for this.

I think that is the real issue behind co-ed sports — competition. At each level of competition, men are *generally* more skilled than their women counterparts. For example, the US Men’s basketball team would win 99.99999% of the time against the US Women’s basketball team. This isn’t because the WNBA players aren’t…

as if men have innately superior cardiovascular systems

We don’t hate women, not all of us, we just hate the awkward double standard. Beat a woman at a sport and its expected, lose to one and you are ridiculed. Let her pass you and you get called out for being to easy on them, give a hard tackle and you are bullying. It is a no-win situation for men.

i started reading the article thinking it was average, i finished thinking it needed to be shared with 5 friends more than average, so i sent it to 2.5 of them...