The best part is the Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits at the end.

Or she was SENT by God to prevent him from finalizing his unified field theory so God could retain his stranglehold on the ignorant masses. Dan Brown book about it in 3...2...

More accurately, its a giant washer, so Apple can safely screw our planet.

White privilege

You are assuming they won’t launch Messages on Android. My guess is they will.

Wheels on the bus is sooooo last year.

wow, he scored from hellas far away

My theory is that the fish ate the tasty part and is using the rest as a cool raincoat. The jellyfish remains blissfully unaware.

“Around 42 minutes.”

Exactly the same scenario as the Apple Watch debacle, and that one was far more recently and more representative of their current business model.

You’ll wake up one day to your home playing a free U2 album.

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

The Internet appreciates your well-thought and thoroughly cited statement.

Bugs as in bacteria and viruses.

Our cabbie-backed city council ...

Maybe this is oversimplifying, but it seemed to me an analogy might be:

Goofy.

Snuka will probably claim the death was the result of an act of God, as is usually the case with Argentino sock-her controversies.