Good for you and thanks for sharing your story. I had bilateral breast cancer two years ago. Two different cancers ! I always knew my boobs were special.

I was diagnosed at 29 with a tumor large enough that mastectomy was the only option. It’s important for people to know that the razzle-dazzle surgical reconstructions that sometimes are out there in the media (a la Angelina) are most often for people who didn’t have cancer at all (preventative) or didn’t have the full…

It means Jennifer Garner has a single scene as a dead marine who loves karaoke.

Yeah it sounds creepily like my mother. “It hurts my feelings when you say I hurt your feelings by calling your favorite thing stupid! I’m the victim here!”

Hold up, I got a better one:

YESSSS EXACTLY!!! omg why arent people noticing that we’re all being fooled!?!?!?

Previous articles mentioned that it was massaging as in touching her shoulders.

“Excuse me, my tusks are up *here*."

Dat ass, tho

Look how perky they are. Totally had work done.

That’s why I’m all about the BBC programs on Netflix. The femme fatale in those shows wouldn’t get cast as the one-line post office clerk in an American show, and they’re way more believable. Janky teeth ftw!

So 4 to 1 odds her ex is her brother or cousin?

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

Sure, but I NEEDED to work in a “No” reference.

Ugh the snap crotch is even trickier to get back on. It’s like loading a slingshot.

I actually was! Just trying to keep up with the terms, as it were :)

When I was a kid, I used to put on coloured tights and then a one piece bathingsuit over top and pretend I was Jane Fonda from my mom’s workout videos.

I’m sorry!

Losing weight is 95% diet and 5% exercise.

Exercise is not going to help you lose weight unless you're doing it hard-core, and for most people, it's actually counterproductive because it makes you hungrier.