I assumed he said that when she was waving the gun around and threatening to shoot everyone.

Yeah, don’t even bother with this guy: he’s an idiot and a twat.

Haha—no, I didn’t mean it in a self-loathing kind of way; I just meant that I’m almost sixty and in the selfie, I suddenly had no crows feet or anything.

Yeah. Don’t even bother replying to this guy. He dismisses every comment that disagrees with him. He’s a fucking idiot.

Yeah, don’t even bother commenting to the fucking idiot who calls himself “Paranoid Android”. This idiot will dismiss your comment before you can blink. He’s a fucking moron.

Yeah, fuck you, you chicken shit asshole who dismisses comments from anyone who disagrees with you.

Yeesh...and I thought MY mum was an asshole.

It’s called “Beauty Face.”

Or...you could just dismiss my follow-up questions.

Oh man, your father-in-law is a hero. Who thinks that clearly in a situation like that? Amazing.

I wasn’t talking about myself. I have no idea how I would react in such a situation (other than knowing I would call 911 because I’ll call 911 at the drop of a hat).

It’s not bullshit, and you don’t have to be mean: I very clearly said to call 911, but you are not supposed to intervene when someone is wielding a knife.

And that means you get to watch the entire restaurant and that you get the comfy seat. I think I feel a phobia coming on myself!

But, more importantly, there’s a beach in LONDON? WTF?

I live in a relatively non-violent place, but when I was young, a man was getting physical with a woman outside a nightclub. A citizen tried to intervene and was stabbed to death. All kinds of raising-of-awareness messages aired on local TV after the incident warning people NEVER to intervene in a physical…

I love your husband too. I seriously just love citizens in general: good people who care enough to intervene when something goes wrong. I’m a 911 champ as well, but I’m a chicken when it comes to intervening in violence. I once called 911 because a duck and her ducklings were walking along the centre barrier of the…

Didn’t you see the last episode of OITNB?

Oh god...I’m so conflicted.

Wow—oh shit! I was so excited to watch this because I love the show...and I love Jerry...and I love Margaret Cho.

Yeah, like Winona Ryder: she always acts like she’s in a high school play, which kinda worked when she was a teenager, but got tired pretty fast.