That pet stuff—Nature’s Miracle—is the bomb-diggity, and not just for smells; it works better on period blood than any product actually made for that specifically.

Yeah—I’ve done a great deal of graduate work in educational technology and the whole bullshit “net gen divide” argument bugs the shit outta me. My 92-year-old dad knows more about computers and navigating the internet than my 18-year-old students do.

And “jejune” would feature as well.

I actually LOL’d.

After you’ve read your ten free articles, just clear your browser: free NYT.

The Inside Llewyn Davis guy? Oh yeah. And, of course, there’s George, always George.

Spandex and anything that says “wicks away sweat.”

Mmmmm....or Tony Bennett....the king of crinkly eyes.

I thought that last video was Tatum O’Neal and Mamie Gummer. Clearly, I am beyond out of touch with popular culture. One of these days, I’ll have to watch one of those Housewives shows.

Ah, like Annie Proulx’s description of Quoyle in The Shipping News: “features as bunched as kissed fingertips.” I think that’s an adorable look—I had an ex-husband with those kinds of features and still have a soft spot for him.

YES! My father-in-law was the president of a huge company and is brilliant and still serves on various boards, etc., in his eighties. I was shopping with him once and the store clerk said to me, “He’s sharp as a tack, that guy.” I wanted to punch him.

I feel you. Whenever I gain the slightest amount of weight, it goes immediately to my cheeks, and a chubby face NEVER photographs well, particularly if you smile and all that cheek fat bunches up and conspires to obliterate your eyes. I’m a bit of a tubbo at the moment, and, as such, I don’t even recognize myself in…

She looks like a truculent toddler.

No—it’s a certain kind of athletic wear. My yoga pants don’t stink, but when I was training for a marathon, I had tons of special gear that got dry REALLY fast (because it’s horrible to be running for four hours in soaking clothing).

“Whip smart” has replaced “quite bright” as the words men use to describe those women who (to their great surprise) are intelligent.

That’s actually fantastic.

I thought Scarlet dumped him....no?

Why do we hate her again? Is it that she’s too smug like Gwyneth...or too earnest like Anne? I can never remember.

Oh god, yes...and the only way out is the Amber Rose approach: #fingersinthebootyassbitch.