I will paraphrase Billy Madison when I say “I got a feeling your whole family is going down.”

Canada had its revenge:

The Boston women’s march was also amazing! Elizabeth Warren and Maura Healey were fantastic and the energy on the common was amazing and the signage was A+++. Much love to all the sister marches and to anyone who couldn’t march but was with us in spirit. <3

It was awesome, and even the Sister Marches worked really hard to keep the inter-sectional focus that the Washington March was so committed to. Considering how often we on the left get distracted by petty in-fighting, it was nice to see so many people, with so many different causes and issues, all there together,…

It’s fucking ridiculous to include people who are FOR what we are marching AGAINST.

Yeah, no, nobody on that side deserves your sympathy. She made her choices, she deserves all the pain that her husband’s new position is going to cause her. She could have solved the entire thing before the election with a fondue fork while Mango Mussolini slept. That she didn’t means she chooses his side, which makes…

That’s even better considering 3rd Eye Blind played an event at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame during the GOP convention and spent a lot of time trolling conservatives while on stage.

Dave Lozo is my hero.

My friends and I drank a bottle of chardonnay each in the theater. I’m not sure I remember the ending. We stopped at our local dive bar where we continued to drink fireball shots and dance terribly. Guy walks in, and I said “him, he’s my type.” Friends all nod in agreement. I introduced myself as “a lot of people know…

If you haven’t seen FSG, I *highly* recommend getting a box — not a glass, not a bottle, a box — of wine and making a drinking game out of it with a few friends or your SO.

I watched it. It was fine. Well, it was awful but it wasn’t Troma.

That just looks like a French Swiffer ad.

He’s doubling as sound man.

Two easy steps to a post-divorce “revenge body”:

How do iiiiiiii

‘Yes we can, yes we did...’ Yes. We. Will, Mr. President.

Yes, I'm afraid to incur the wrath of a serious croissanteur but I make good use of my snack pockets. Morning flight snuggie usually has croissants in the vented pocket so they don't get soggy, afternoon flight snuggie has a beer and sandwich on the other side, evening flight snuggie snacks start to get weird due to…

I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.