The only things that exist are tweets written in texting code.

Not everything is about you sweetie.

An article was written and it had nice pictures. That's all that matters.

Oh no, a person who writes down names of people who leave comments. That's so something, huh? I'll keep in mind you're writing down notes.

I'm glad you mentioned the social engineering aspects of the film because what is entertainment if not vehicles to deliver correct ways of thinking. I say this as someone who likes books, art, and important stuff that matters.

I'm sorry that you are only capable of sarcasm. Resentful underachievers with useless college degrees have little else to fall back on.

In the mid-80s he worked out once at a fancy hotel gym in DC where I was employed. He was very cocky but at least he was friendly. He looked like a preppy Belgian male model and had a musculature you didn't think was possible outside of just before a body-building competition. Definitely not your average guy on the…

But you read it and commented! That's not skipping!

Well, you know, college degrees in cultural trivia have to be used somewhere.

As much as I need to.

I'm sure that means something.

Oh, look, 20-something hipster sarcasm!

This review screamed too many years of writing college papers. It's an entertainment review, not Chaucer.

When did it start getting better because I gave up after the first few episodes, mostly because the lead actor was a goofy dude-bro.

That must have been horrible for you.

Was Grease problematic to The Narrative?

This was an A+ episode from start to finish.

Doc Savage avatar!!!

The AV Club is by and for 20somethings…

Shut up, hipster.