When anyone asks for an example of "pennies on the dollar," this'll be at the top of the list. Consecutively it would have probably been a below-average sentence, concurrently it's a big prosecutorial game of "not me"

Given Mike and Mike's nearly all-commercial format, the interview ended with

Haslam: Well boys we'll get to filming as soon as you pay me my $2 million check for the rights.

HBO Producer: Well, Mr. Haslam, time to get to work.

Also, this is a picture of the same dog taken in August. Add 8 months and I'd say you hardly have a "puppy," defined as a dog under a year old. (waits for internet devastating takedown paycheck)

It didn't help the players' spirits that Springsteen's "Glory Days," Steely Dan's "Reelin' in the Years," and Neil Young's "Old Man" were in heavy rotation on the PA system.

Didn't help the players' spirits that Springsteen's "Glory Days," Steely Dan's "Reelin' in the Years," and the Buzzcocks' "Nostalgia" were in heavy rotation over the PA system

As a part of his plea agreement he's been forced to surrender his middle name ("Natterington") and the roman numeral IV.

Tell me more of these Japanese Jews, oh learned scions of the mountains.

♫ Playing Jethro Tull songs and I'm crying 'cause we're bounced out

In general, the only way his asinine, glibertarian squawks are made tolerable is by imagining it said in the voice of Mark McKinney's Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall; you'll find there's not much of a difference.

I will still continue to cheer for the Cowboys because it is vitally important for my emotional well-being that an ever-shifting rostrum of professionals on a multi-billion dollar franchise placed/moved to the city/region near where I grew up/currently live/picked out of a hat* bests a similar construct deigning to…

The provenance of other T- Wolves players: (1) Adriean Payne: eating big cup of A&W fries at Mall of America food court while wearing T-Wolves jersey (2) Andrew Wiggins: drafted first overall after he convinced Cavs he was Mitchell Wiggins' son, Six Degrees of separation-style (3) Chase Budinger: squash pro at Flip…

At least they made it short and sweet. Five 6'10" guys, probably about 4 points in the paint the whole game. Fire Rick Barnes, preferably via trebuchet.

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Texas: You have some of the worst traveling fans in the world, your stadium's acoustics should be classified as a Department of Defense sonic disruption weapon, your coach (who rationalized away his lack of success by saying he was interested in preparing a select few for the NBA, not on-court success) is now the #3…

"Whenever LeBron's not on the court, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Lebron?'"

Hits to the head in football lead to long term neurological degradation (pulls kid out of Pop Warner Football)

Pictured: Rovell live from his set piece "Why I Am Literally Not a Horse's Ass"

Snooty Competition Committee Chair: Let us DISPENSE with the asinine ideas introduced by this PILLOCK.