Biden’s plans call for giving $300,000,000 to the police — let’s not pretend that clown has a single worthwhile idea when it comes to ending the systematic brutalization of oppressed populations in the US.

My comment is about the proof Louis CK’s accusers presented versus the proof Biden’s accuser presented.

You’ve got some pretty serious gymnastic chops yourself for putting that strawman together.  Yeesh.

I know he’s always fancied himself Native American (even though he is not claimed by any tribe), so I guess he feels like it’s okay to use racial slurs to describe himself?? Fuck him.

Everyone else can weigh in on the substance, but I’d just like to state that I hate his affected “Britishisms”. Dude, you were BORN IN KENTUCKY.

all the assholes making corny puns here are gross. shut the fuck up. 

It is reductive though. First of all, why does rap get called out when virtually all music has a loose relationship with the truth? Second, rap is rooted in black oral storytelling traditions like toasting.

So she's like Professor X with Cerebro? I know people who believe in all this but dont believe their doctor when they explain how flu shots work and I'm just like, how are you still alive?

I have a degree in nutrition and have worked out for 2o years. I have taken HGH which he 100% has. A fat 40 year old doesn't change their muscle/fat comp in 12 months like he does without help. Not about being lazy you dolt, taking HGH doesn't change the amount you have to work out it greatly reduces the required rest…

Not really what’s happening now.

Nonsense. I mean, calisthenics are generally fine for people who are more concerned with things like cardio than they (probably) should be. They at least involve some level of resistance and strength training, which is far more important for people over 30-35 than any kind of cardio-specific training. But a very basic…

He’s literally doing an explosive, high impact exercise in this video. Squats only mess with your knees if you don’t know how to effectively engage your posterior chain. If you’re doing squats like a grownup who actually does enough basic research to ensure proper form, there’s no reason for them to ever hurt your…

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

But it’s not. It’s not “short hand”. It’s literally a different criminal proceeding.

If that sheaf of links I left in my earlier response to you didn’t shed a little light on that question, perhaps this might

... Yeah. That’s, uh, the thing I’m mad about, bud.

“[w]hoever is running the country, nobody else’s life changes,”

I find this very cute and very romantic and very beautiful but I also have borderline personality disorder

I can’t tell who’s supposed to be the butt of the joke in this story. ‘Cause you kinda threw shade at the girl, but your ex sounds like a colossal tool