Equating being trans with being a cancer patient? Erm ok....

I’m 46 and divorced for 4 years now, but I haven’t wanted to date because I don’t want to have to do all this work. I don’t want to be with someone who doesn’t get women’s basic humanity. Someone tell me I’m wrong?

“You better assume that I’m having difficult conversations with my husband about [#MeToo] just like all women are.”

I said this in the thread about the congresswoman who was campaigning; it’s already insulting that they think we’re stealing, but it’s more insulting that they think we’re such bad fucking thieves.

I totally read that in John Oliver’s voice...not sure why. But thanks for that!! 

Oh man, life is tough, eh? Your wife felt left out during an episode of Today, and now you might actually have to parent your child. Put your fucking feet up and have a drink, you’ve earned it, Superman!

Due to genetics, my 13 year old is tall and thin with long legs. I’m going to have to talk to her about body image. Great. Thanks.

Funny—and by “funny” I mean predictable, sad, and more than just a tad bit horrifying—how so many of these terrible ends/events/stories still end up mostly happening to women.

This is really your hill to die on, huh?

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

Make no mistake: fuck both these hos. They are just as slime-covered, grifting and duplicitous as the Orange Menace. In a way, I find them worse because they don’t have his spectacular mental defects and they provide him badly-needed cover. There is literally nothing they will not do for money. the guillotine is way…

Yeah, women of colour have been trying to tell the white nice ladies this forever. Nice white ladies, sometimes other white ladies will do stuff you personally wouldn’t do, like be married to Donald Trump and complicit in his evil. Melania Trump is NOT an avatar for your feelings of oppression and fear under the Trump…

a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl... 

Wow, I genuinely would expect better of you than this status-quo thigh-rubbing of lukewarm intensity, with an unsolicited side-helping of the Real Villains Are Journalists Who Don’t Sufficiently Suck Up To Low-Rent Bigots. Really and truly: fuck you.

I’d also love to see the end of people finding gay men’s rudeness being sassy and charming, particularly when it relates to giving them a pass on misogyny.

First of all, he had a prop of her dead corpse. This was not a tribute costume. Second of all, Abe and Marilyn have been dead for much longer than “a few months,” so I think we’re onto something here.

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

But they have more dignity and class.

Rachel Bloom’s GQ statement is glorious.

I don’t give a shit what you get annoyed by. I’ll name the sexism when I see it. You’ll live.