This is definitely true. I’ve always seen the show as being about Mike and Harvey so without one half of that (and his main storyline in relation to Rachel) idk how they will keep going.

Here are the literal synonyms for apology.

Hahahaha! You must have failed English. Synonyms are not substitutes for words. Plus remorse is not a synonym for apology. Oh good lord.

Unless you’re Sean Hannity, in which case you look at your fifteen-year-old daughter and say, “Yeah, I’d let Roy Moore hit that.”

That might be the most sickening apology yet. “Okay, I stepped in and told those women to shut up or their careers would be destroyed. But I hadn’t heard about other incidents!”

If you can’t see the difference between getting in a mostly stranger’s face and asking them to watch you jerk off and, say, asking someone you like to go out with you on a date (which is my definition of romance, but hey, I’m not being purposefully obtuse) then maybe you need to take a long hard look in the mirror

Trolls are so fucking dumb that they think we think they really live their lives this way. Which we know they do not because they would be writing with one finger from their traction bed at the hospital BECAUSE NOBODY DOES THIS REGULARLY without being beaten! People who are not in the throes of a psychotic break don’t…

I’m starting to think this guy is actually an alien who has no concept of normal human interactions, a la that one Key and Peele skit

Men are not daft. They’ve just been gaslighting us and pretending not to understand.

They are using the “Well Gee Golly Gosh Guuuuuuys” method of trolling.

NARRATOR: He was.

As someone else in the kink community: lolno. I don’t force my fetishes on randos or coworkers because CONSENT IS IMPORTANT IN BDSM

“But there are people who do do this. Who do so while operating within in the bounds of sexual harassment policy.”

See, I don’t think the “advances” part should take place at work. You might be getting entirely the wrong impression and then making an advance, even if you accept a “no” the first time, puts the person on the spot and make them nervous about your reaction. Nobody needs pressure on the job. In essence, respectful…

Asking your colleague if you can masturbate in front of her isn’t “expressing sexual interest”, it is abuse. Fuck off with your verbose bullshit, you know exactly what’s going on here.

It’s common for ribs to break during CPR. That’s how you know you’re doing it right.

Any guy scared enough to be adopting the Mike Pence rule is a guy who needs to adopt the Mike Pence rule. Let them tell on themselves.

It must be a bummer to have to think before you word vomit for the first time in your life.

Case in point: I don’t even know which member of Fall Out Boy you’re referencing, because I’ve heard stories about more than one.

1. I am not surprised by this at all. The lyrics to Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis are all the information I’ve ever needed from Jesse Lacey.