My gay ass is weak rn

No problem! That whole exchange was a bit worrying.

Clearly. He’s a 70-something year old man wearing an avocados shirt and captioned Millennial. 

The giant white caption on the video thumbnail at the top of the page says ‘Millennial’ ;)

Right? Like i’m honestly struggling to imagine what compelled him to eat it when the food he usually eats is so beige and for a childlike palate

I honestly don’t know which part of that paragraph I hate the most.

This picture is triggering my fight or flight response hardcore

Remorse: deep and painful regret for wrongdoing.

The simple explanation is that I interact differently at work than I do in an internet forum. I work alone most of the time and my manager is fortunately very cool. I do extend the same request to male friends, for example if we’re meant to be meeting somewhere and they text me instead of looking at their GPS. I just…

🙄🙄 OK now you’re being transparent.

Because I’ve seen you around and you don’t seem to be trolling like the OP, just genuinely confused, imagine the following scenario (TRIGGER WARNING btw):

People who are not in the throes of a psychotic break don’t regularly run around asking strangers to look at their weewees because it greatly increases your chances of being murdered!

You’re fine. I was talking to a troll in another thread so I wasn’t sure if you were being sincere. Also, nothing personal but I’ve made a conscious decision not to do stuff for men they could do themselves (that’s why I asked you to google, not because I was mad.)

All anxiety disorders are pretty odd? I mean they’re not rational and the reactions and thought processes are certainly out of the ordinary. In this case I was just using a general term because I thought it’d be easier to understand. I specifically have pretty bad anxiety over choking which is why the need for CPR is…

The thing is, this admittedly gross guy wasn’t Looking for romance.

The point I’m attempting to make is that a lot of relationships and interactions people in engage in, I find to be inappropriate.

You’ve said you don’t engage in romance with colleagues like 50 times in this thread.

Yo, people can live with broken ribs... they can’t live without oxygen though.

You sound creepy as fuck. Thanks for removing yourself from the presence of women.

Oh, but that’s hebephilia, not pedophilia. Totally different!