Americans.

"Huh, so they're not that different from us after all."

Because that really ruins your Porsche?

I live in a state that requires a front plate but refuse to run one. If motorcycles only need a rear plate why can't cars?

Agree. Mine is the one with the front plate in this photo. RUINS the front of the car!

Front plates suck, they should be replaced with a window-sticker at the very least, or nothing.

I will never forget the Veteran who had the drivers side door of his hand controlled car blocked. So he had to enter on the passenger side of his car, and I rolled his chair to the drivers side after he backed out. But before he asked me for a hand, he carved something like "I'm the a$$ hole who keeps blocking the…

I really think this whole "no donuts" thing is proof that the terrorists have won.

The chyron saying "This is a serious situation" is just so perfect

Organic fruits and veggies - don't buy anywhere. Total ripoff.

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

It was a 2004 Kia Sedona. I don't know the mileage, but you can probably get it for cheap now.

Yes, if you get the right color combo:

Ive found asking people where they are from to be great, too. Generally gives you some ideas of potential questions and whatnot.

I would bet there are more than a few cases of insurance fraud

Asshole. Please go to jail, Bishop. This happened in my neighborhood, where my wife and I walk and ride. There aren't a lot of roads in Baltimore with proper bike lanes and Roland Park is probably the safest of the lot. It's a huge stretch to call it anything but suburban and the area this happened is serene by…

can we bring back COTD for this one, and then let Jezebel rake us over the coals for it.

"Anything you say can and will be held against you"