emeraldflame
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emeraldflame

Just did a chat session with Amazon, they're going to refund me $50. Kudos, Amazon!

Man, I want a Fuel Shark for Christmas!

Windows Server (2008R2, 2012, etc.)

wut.

News flash:

So Ferrari has no more FXXKs to give?

but it has been tracked! Rod would want $1M off

According to the paper 'Dictators Today', the list of buyers is as follows:

"Wait, was it tracked? You're going to need to take $300,000 off for that."

When you look at it that way, a trip to a country that allows doctor assisted suicide, plus return trip for the body and funeral costs is WAY higher than 10 grand. This thing is a steal! NP

I'd love to see more of this kind of secret fun in cars. The reinforcing plastic looks like a web, damn right it needs a spider. Good work, Volvo.

#corrections day of a* flight

"by asking the day of an flight" — an should be "a"

No airbag went off? I'm guessing it was a Takata unit.

"employment cubicle" is somehow a much sadder term than just "cubicle"

If you own a website that has been "approved" by some service, it might be a good idea for that graphic to link directly to the service's page containing the proof.

As an engineer, I approve this message:

Problem is it is already cooked....heyooo!

It wouldn't take more than 2x as long, 3x at most.