Godspell?

This guy sounds like the textbook definition of “slow learner.”

The whole family - Ron, Rand, and Ru - must be so ashamed of him.

I’m sitting here reading as much of this thread as I can. It’s hard because I keep crying and can’t see the screen.

My mother was a raging alcoholic. My father had drinking issues too but managed to hold it together well enough to hold a very responsible job in the military. Some time around second grade I came to the…

I tend to take things literally too. In this case I think the name is probably unnecessarily confusing and they probably should have called it something else.

They always do something like this. I’ve never figured it out, but they seem to consistently wear clothes that are designed for people at least 6 inches taller than they are and that have way too much fabric for their petite frames. How can they possibly think that is attractive? Girls, you can look taller, but you…

It really did have a “China: Through the Looking Glass” theme? I didn’t know that with the first batch of pictures I saw over at the Daily News. I thought the theme might be “I Can Look Tackier Than You.” The only person I saw who looked decent at all was Derek Jeter. I just wonder why he bothered...

We’ve got a Macaroni Grill restaurant a few miles away. I’ve never been, mostly because I keep imagining macaroni shish kebabs. For some reason, it never occurred to me that a Cheesecake Factory would be a factory though I’ve never been to one. (I clearly don’t get out enough.) Don’t they have menus in the front…

I’m imagining it rhyming with “Shrek.”

That’s not how I read that quote. It sounds to me as if he (or his mother) is saying that if something scary is happening, there are people out there helping it to happen. He should have been clearer.

That quote may sound super insightful, but what exactly are you supposed to do with the “helpers” after you’ve looked for them? Just use them to spread the blame around? Meanwhile the original situation still exists.

Would Mujah have even let Jennifer have any access to Daniel when he was dying? I doubt it.

Washing your hands frequently is great, but it has limited effectiveness. As soon as you touch a door knob or anything else with virus on it, Bam! your hands have it and are spreading it again. The thing that almost never gets mentioned is KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM YOUR FACE! — especially your eyes. It's…

Does Tyler just write to get views? For those in the know, the Blackbird is all kinds of awesome. Does anybody else matter?

Rams, Police: Get on a conference call. Say what you have to say. Record it. Release recording. Let everybody decide for themselves what it means.

Start hitting the census records. That's the best way to trace your ancestry. And not everybody named Crockett is related. The name isn't uncommon. There's a Crockett family DNA study going on to show which families are related and which aren't. It's at https://www.familytreedna.com/public/Crocket… (I'm…

Far out. Davy Crockett is my first cousin five times removed. So, howdy, cousin.

Sad, isn't it? I wonder if they asked about the earth being flat too.

That I can totally agree with.

According to an National Science Foundation poll in February, 2014, 25% of Americans believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Should people still argue about that too?