And customers. Screw Norwegian cruises.

We worked about 14 hours a day. There’s limited space available in crew cabins and in luggage when we travel.

They are a bunch of short sighted fools. Contraceptives are also crucial in preventing STDs but I guess they don’t care if the health and safety of everybody aboard is handled by a crew that are preventably ill?

1. Do you think these people work 24/7?

It sometimes takes me six months but I have a bad imagination.

“That’s concerning to me because a lot of those people can’t get off for six months—”

This is what happens when people with religious agendas get in the way of running a business. They wiser “Liability” or other crud, forgetting that this is a 6 month contract with minimal shore time, minimal communication time (and expensive at that), and the fact that its simply a huge floating city.

Couples in the…

Fucking brain surgeons the likes of Carson. You’re gonna lose employees...

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Do not write a book about your love. No one cares about your love. Own the fact that you write porn. There’s no shame. Just own it.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

I ended the lick with a soft kiss then planted my lips on what was left of the inside of her left thigh

OH MY GOD I CAN FINALLY POST THIS PIC!!!!!!:

I prefer my chocolate without the thought of e-coli and what appears to be a small hemorrhoid.

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

I feel like she at some point signed an agreement that she has to speak positively about him in the press no matter what.

Farting in front of your partner doesn’t give a relationship extra brownie points.

No, this is totally acceptable and maintainable. Also been with my partner for 6+ years and we have never farted in front of each other except when it has accidentally escaped once out twice or obviously in our sleep. It’s not an embarrassment thing. We share so much with each other, I think we can keep the smell of…

I hope so too. Years of “sex only feels good when it’s between a husband and a wife” and “your vagina molds to the first penis inside it so don’t ruin it for your husband by sleeping with someone else first” was not a healthy introduction to it.

I’m very sorry for what happened to you with your parents. That sounds dreadful.

Smart women discussing politics - strangely enough this is actually a turn-on. What else can we talk about? Religion? Science? History? Then wild, wild bdsm sex the rest of the night.