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If Hillary will win easily then she doesn’t need my vote. And I don’t need that moral baggage.

He absolutely is in an ivory tower sort of way, but the point of the article is the way this is being set up he will be able to have very little to do with the organization by law, and the way they’re funding it will mean it won’t do what he’s publicly said he wanted, and the guy he’s putting in charge isn’t trusted

I think that’s the point, they want to work for Bernie’s cause, not a bog standard dark politics outfit that bears a resemblance to the cause because of the literature they put out and nothing else.

Sooooo much love for Snowden. Dude needs to drop an epic t-shirt line to match all this knowledge.

This love story really spoke to me, particularly the part where the lady had a profound realization of the heart whilst tripping absolute balls and then the NYT had to pretend like they weren’t complete narcs

Sanders publicly declared his candidacy on April 30, 2015.

So, being unfair is not unfair and being the DNC chair means you should more or less openly favor the perceived frontrunner, to make this whole process as undemocratic as possible? Uhmm, got it.

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

It’s so disgusting to try to dehumanize women by describing sexual activities they (supposedly) engaged in, too. Notice she goes for (egads, gasp!) anal, here. The last taboo for the proper woman! ::eye roll::

Blah blah blah Holly/Kendra war of words: BRIDGET I MISS YOU! I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU SEEMED SO SWEET!

And, frankly, it’s so fucking low to diminish people for sex act everyone enjoyed. What if she liked having that dick up her ass ? Don’t be such an Amber Rose, Kendra.

We get it, Kendra, Holly is a happier, more successful, and more liked person than you are, and you will never forgive her for that.

Maybe there should be a challenge where they set up a fake life or death scenario and force the men to choose between saving her or Mark Cuban, and whoever chooses Mark Cuban gets eliminated? And possibly also shot into the sun to “experience the process” of going to space?

Maybe the bachelorette should be Mark Cuban. There could be a Shark Tank crossover.

Yes! Bras are crazy expensive! Seriously, having breasts and a vagina costs a lot of money!

My mind went to comedian Jeff Ross and I thought it would have actually been worth watching DWTS if Kim Kardashian and Jeff Ross danced together

I actually lived down the street from him for a while. Dude drives a 2nd Gen Neon and that’s the truth.

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.