Does Naomi always have Thanksgiving meals only wearing underwear because she’s a really messy eater?

I can’t believe Anne Hathaway won an Oscar for that (starving yourself is not the same thing as giving a great performance). Also I laughed SO loud in the theater when Russell Crowe jumped off that bridge.

Well to be honest, the film is shit. Russell Crowe just tanked the entire thing. 

Last year, my six year old Mini was given a bag of hand-me-downs that included a little ruffled gingham bikini. She hated it on sight and so I didn’t worry much about it and I never got around to giving it away again. Then THIS summer, she randomly pulled it out and insisted on wearing it. I realized instantly that…

I saw the movie with a friend who LOOOOOVES the musical. She thought my commentary was funny...so she says.

But WHY would you make a baby’s head smaller? Bigness of head is one of our markers of cute.

Michelle, your take on Les Mis is absolutely correct. I have never ever understood how anyone could find that play entertaining. It’s so bad. It’s not a great topic for such a hamfisted medium.

*get pen and paper* Inflatable... Butt... Implants...

“You’ve gotta stop with this pro-woman feminism stuff. Nobody wants that. It kills the fantasy.”

Are you fucking kidding me here? I *wish* I was single most days. There’s nothing like taking three naps on Sunday, staying out as late as I want, and having a pet.

I wish more single famous women would talk about it. A lot of people in relationships refuse to accept the notion that single people could be as happy as they are. It’s not a contest.

My husband is the same.

I want her to go Mallory Archer and shoot somebody.

I thought it was telling that none of them seemed to move to comfort her even after she let them bully her into the whole ‘I need to forgive him’ thing.

I would love to be a fly on the wall the next time Jessica Walters gets together with her friends. How totally and completely worthless these men are. They can all go fuck off.

He went to an all-male boarding school. Chances he didn’t “experiment” are near zero.

So your solution is to marry a lesbian?

I had to look up how the hell they’re doing this “therapy”. Per Forbes:

Poor bees! Don’t they die after stinging? People are idiots. .

Raise your hand if you were a 15 year old girl who was constantly pestered by older men. The fathers of the kids you babysat for pouring you a drink. Your friends’ fathers staring at your tits or walking in on you in the shower. Your male teachers dropping hints. Strangers pulling over as you walked home from school.