Marijuana can cause psychosis in people predisposed to psychosis- it's actually a known risk factor for schizophrenia. I'm so tired of the "it's natural" and "it's harmless" BS- it's a drug, and like all drugs can have both positive and negative attributes.

What brilliant psychology major came up with these ideas you ask?

Lizzie, bubbe, if I thought I coulda got you to put your hand there while you were awake, I'da woke ya the fuck UP! But, y'know, the screaming and the air marshals.

"@Grandma's dead. #sux #nomorebirthday$ #YOLO"

I read your post and reflexively started thinking of ways I would explain it away: "Oh, sorry, haha, my friend and I were talking about the film Super Troopers and quoting from it." But then I would need to make sure to quote Super Troopers again later so she thinks to verify online that they do, in fact, meow in…

I once had a moment of total panic thinking I had sexted my ex instead of my husband. What a relief when I verified! LOL

I decided to announce my pregnancy today. Everyone that doesn't already know will think it's a prank. But it's a long con - the real joke is that they'll think I'm kidding when I actually am pregnant. So 8 months from now they'll all look like fools!

Sure they love women. They love their pet dogs too. And, much like with the dogs, women can't be trusted to make their own medical decisions. We're lucky that they aren't spaying us at a certain age.

Yep. Only got really, really ugly during the whole Viktor snogging revelation, which was promptly followed by the Lavendar Brown make out marathons. That wasn't related to the friendzone as much to Ginny's taunting him with Hermione/Viktor.

Ugh. I swear to god I have NEVER EVER heard an actually nice (I not "Nice") guy actually complain about not getting a girl because he was too nice.

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?

Wut, plenty of games are marketed to women. Especially Japanese games, where the pretty boy look is the gold standard. That stuff's catnip for fangirls.

A list of every cover of Last Christmas used to exist, and it was amazing. The link goes to archive.org's mirror of the site, so you can bask in its glory.

This is a truly wonderful story... people can be really, really great. I admire the woman who wrote this, and the woman who took on those kids as a step parent.

Your apartment has six fucking rooms?!

I don't care who they add to the script as long as Peeta gets a bigger screen presence in Mockingjay (part 1) than he had in the book. I have developed an imaginary, and yet somehow completely fulfilling, May-September romance with Josh Hutcherson and I don't think I'll be able to sit through 2+ hours of another…

Bugsy Malone, anyone? No? Just me? <okay.jpg>

Hell no! I want my sister to come home! She's bringing her Aussie boyfriend for his first American Thanksgiving and we want to see how many lies about the holiday he'll believe!

Does it make me a bad person to laugh that this woman's last name is "Kitchens" when she talks like this?

Sarah, if you're reading this, I live in New York, and I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, call me