Pretty please. I live in an apartment so am severely lacking on horses. No pets over 10kg allowed :(

The chest musclessssss

Look, they probably would have paid me $8million *not* to sing. 

Blot with glitter coated wipes and let the oil absorb that shimmer for that Jeffrey Star glow!

I want to watch this now you mentioned it’s more PG because frankly I can’t watch Black Mirror from being too squeamish, but I loved old school Twilight Zone. 

I used to love going there, but then I worked checkout there for a few years in what is actually my worst retail/hospo job ever and now I will never enter the place again unless by actual force. It’s a terrible, terrible place where hopes and dreams go to die.

I cannot believe anything medical cost that much and it terrifies me. I have to get some fillings done soon and it’s going to cost $500AUD...but then I’ll get most of it back. And I was stressing because that’s a lot for me to pay on any medical related thing. My parents are well off and they could not really afford a…

Agreed. They'd be best off applying for a college again as a mature aged student (dunno how it works in the US vs Australia) and trying to get recognised prior learning for subjects they passed already. If they genuinely want to be at college and learning they should have done well enough in their courses to gain it. 

Nah, I had a really rude middle aged woman do it once. When I asked politely if she could put her seat up she yelled at me. 

Yes!! I was once on a long-haul flight (13 hours right after an 11 hour flight yay) where my husband and I were given exit row seats because he is 6,3. This bloody kid was given free range of the plane and every single time I drifted off to sleep he would come and start playing with the exit door. It was frightening…

This is a first for us, and I'm taking it

Oh my god. As an Adelaidian here, I am very proud of my small little town's promotion to capital. 

Thank you! 18 is our legal age here and this seems like the most ridiculous law to me - being 20, nearly 21 and being policed on drinking would have felt so demeaning and I don't know how Americans stand it. It treats adults like children

It's sad - she had potential up until recently when you can tell she swallowed the family pie and gave up on any possible morality. She's honestly only started really looking like him in the last year or so.

They aren’t wrong. I did marketing for a bit before architecture, and bloody hell I ran out of that industry. The women there ARE every bit as crass as the men, which is what makes it so hard to make cultural shifts because they can be like “you’re the only woman here who doesn’t like x”. 

This is how I see it - I can't imagine having to be someone's main point of support when I myself was a depressed teenager. It was a shit situation for both of them and they both clearly needed more support from parents etc.

I just wonder if they have some kind of competition where they can see who can write the most outlandish lie before they get sued for defamation?

Amazing

She just did a call-out post to haters who stalk her page and now I’m worried she reads Jez and knows about us all and we have all just accidentally entered into a feud with her? Or she just has a large amount of haters

I started following her a couple of hours ago and geez is she prolific with her posts. Ty for the hate follow suggestion! Also, I wonder how many Jezzies are now just lurking her page?