Honestly thought Chris Christie and Pizza were closely related

I laughed too hard at Kukookachoo but mostly because I want it to be real

I had this teacher who everyone loved in high school (I didn’t because when I told him another student was sexually harassing me he laughed it off and fist bumped the guy). Anyway, he was everyone’s favourite - turns out he was sleeping with a bunch of 13/14 year olds.

I definitely agree with that :)

That’s what I do! I study full time and work nearly full time on top of it so I can pay my rent, uni costs, etc and afford my hobby (fashion). I love high end stuff and I won’t apologise for that. Plus, I layby a bunch of stuff so I rarely pay the upfront price.

Fashion is my hobby :/ i spend big money on it because that high end stuff? It lasts forever.

#savecaryelwes

I took this after work. I too got confused Bernie Sanders because that is how I am feeling

With my experience in this kind of art industry, it is too many hugs. Many special snowflakes out there

Me last night - was giving up alcohol for a week, come home and pour myself a glass of wine, put Labyrinth on and have Bowie on Spotify on in the background with tears rolling down my face

When I was younger I actually had to use the pill for medical reasons, not sex (I was 9-15 when I was on it). I have a Mirena these days, but if I had to go without the hormone control I would be fucked - and I am definitely not the only one out there. This whole situation is gross and has super confirmed that I never…

Moon has too much glow. I find, as an artist, inkwell is the more acceptable filter. More matte. Much more artistic. Better at disguising racist costumes.

I’m not single these days, but I’m kins of glad they have this place to go so nobody accidentally dates them on another site. Now we KNOW who the racist bagofdicks are!

I used to be super anaemic as well and I passed out once on my way back to campus (was one block away at 4pm on the spot of street where heaps of clubbing happens). despite having collapsed out the front of a nice hotel, where there was heaps of foot traffic, not one person stopped to help me up. I had the flu at the…

My mum and I have an amazing relationship as adults - we’ve gotten this by her always being super honest with me and by treating me as an equal. We have our issues obviously; she can be a bit too honest sometimes which pisses me off, but I can always talk to her. I hope you and your daughter have a great relationship…

Same. And I did too, and when I go see it again on Thursday, I’ll cry again then.

Still love South Park/Will always love South Park, especially now jokes are an entire season long - that build up is amazing

In love With Ryan Reynolds

I have had similar results simply because I asked him to marry me. Am considering what last name to take currently, because I always said I would only take a guy’s last name if it was cooler than mine...but I would have to say it’s a close one.

They mate really loudly and grossly. Sincerely someone who grew up in a heavily forested area in Australia