I’m putting my foot down and ensuring that my wedding goes ahead as if it were something from the 80s/90s - simple with overflowing booze and a party track that would be listed on Spotify as “cheesiest party songs of all time”. Who needs anything else in life?

Oh yeah, same - it would pay for the medium chance of divorce wedding I’m currently planning.

The $64,000 question has (especially in this situation) never been adjusted because honestly, despite inflation, it will never be worth more than $64,000. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DATA ANALYSIS DR. WOLFINGER

Same and same!

I had to sit there and watch that entire music video before commenting and now I can’t even remember what I was going to say, but either way, I love Shania.

You’ve been reading my fanfic!

Yay! I’m so glad someone saw! You now know before my parents <3

So, because I’m 5ever in the not-bolded section of Jez, I don’t expect people to see this...but I proposed to my then-boyfriend, now-fiance last night! On Tuesday we were lying in bed, had had a few drinks and he asked me what had been bothering me lately, and I said “Nothing, I’m just really happy right now”, but…

Ikea’s strategy in my country to get out of the financial crisis was to lower prices (but not change the quality), so they would have more people coming in, and eventually people started spending more money again. It’s like economics 101 - the cheaper things are, the more people will buy without thinking twice.…

Oh! I’m with The Adelaide Whorebags, and I think she may be with us! It’s a small community so it shouldn’t be too hard to find out!

I was molested as a child. I can admit it happened now after years of therapy, but that is the extent of it. I one day hope to speak as candidly as Jep and am in awe he was able to.

Idk, for me I get really nervous on planes (even though I fly HEAPS for work plus military partner), but I always require an hour of silence at the airport with a book or something so I can calm myself before I step onto the plane. I probably need to invest in some noise cancelling headphones, but I do know if there…

This is where my mind went to

THAT MAKES ME HOT OKAY.

I chose to read the text after clicking “yes, I would do anything to have sex with Vince Vaughn” because honestly I got so aroused by Dodgeball I don’t care what he has to say.

I feel slightly less insane now regarding “coincidences” - one of my exes (who I dumped over four years ago after we dated for 11 whole months) stalked me for a little, but I’ve been seeing this other guy pretty seriously for the past couple of years now and we’ve moved into together and things are getting pretty…

Carey Mulligan was meant to be Latina in Drive? I’m half Spanish and I didn’t see it AT. ALL

K-Mart thongs ftw

I’m 21 and have had them pretty well constantly (they probably never actually went away) for the past three years :(

I have IBS and fibromyalgia (alongside some others). They fucking suck. IBS gives me hemerroids every week