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I dislike Palin as much as the next person, but can we please not make this about how she looks? That's something she would do, and I'd really not resort to her super lady rights hating depths.

I regret the nasty-ass internet searching this image sent me on. THANK YOU FOR THE MENTAL SCARRING

It may be baffling to you, but as someone who was a repeat victim of sexual harassment and molestation at the hands of MANY various, unconnected males growing up, it's really not to me. I was always very clear in my saying I was not interested, but that never stopped any of them. When I then went to the hospital when

Reading this actually made me want to just go straight to the 1950's style of child rearing in the hopes it makes Alicia Silverstone go mad(der). Seriously, NOBODY WANTS POOP IN THEIR HOUSE. HOW ABOUT I COME AND POOP ON YOUR FLOOR AND WE CAN SEE HOW THAT GOES DOWN?

I might just stick to the books from now on...I've always tried to maintain a balance, but I think this has just gone too far (not saying the unnecessary rape of Dany didn't make me go apeshit). I really like where Jamie's character has been going and this is just so maddening; neither he nor Cersei deserved this.

Growing up in the 90s in Australia, I always believed I would be the next Kylie Minogue (I was Australian and loved Neighbours, I had everything going for me). Despite my lifelong love for this individual, my being tone deaf seems to have prevented this from happening. C'est la vie.

I used to have this solution in high school where if I wasn't sure on a question, I would write an essay explaining why I did not understand...in French. I sometimes got bonus points for being able to eloquently explain myself in another language. I also did one where in an English exam I wanted to talk about a

Personally I am offended that there is no Australian English...not enough casual swearing

I think it's related to the whole Disney putting focus on independent females (to the extent Disney can) for once. I mean, they've started doing it increasingly lately and I think this song encapsulates how great it is to the point that everyone is just celebrating the slight nudge in the right direction towards

Hey, you never know where life might take you...what twists and turns you may go down...such as the twists and turns of a skipping rope in your urethra

"Are you a fan of the Unsullied in GoT? Because I think we could get you to do a super good cosplay of them"

As someone who is actually Australian born and based...also only 20...I'm rather embarrassed to say that this is the first time I have ever heard of these guys. I do that quite often though - find out about Australian news on American sites.

I snorted my tea at my laptop. Thanks

As a lady who likes to shave once every 1-2 months and is entirely comfortable in that, I am going to avoid VEET products in the future if this is what they make of me and my sexy, sexy hairy legs and pits...It's certainly never stopped me from getting laid.

HAHAHA. Honestly though, so much embarrassment...me - If I message her back saying it was for Pete, all will be fine! *sends text* WAIT HOW CAN THIS BE CONSTRUED. I AM JUST MAKING THIS WORSE.

I accidentally sent *meow* to my boyfriend's mum instead of my boyfriend once...thankfully she did not receive the text I had sent earlier.

I'll answer my phone sometimes depending on who it is...like, if I know something's going down at home and my mum calls me. THEN I answer...not normally for anyone else though. (although in high school my best friend and I made a *sex gong* code kind of like from Scrubs between Turk and JD, where we messaged each

I am a Life Model and this story legit scared me...also as someone who was molested as a child, something like this would probably undo a decade of counselling. I'm definitely going to be more wary about who I work with now

My boyfriend is from a little place called 'Crewe' in Northern England... And by George I cannot comprehend half of what he says sometimes

Somewhat related - now if only they could stop being so judgy when you go to buy the tablets...
When I was 17 I had to take one and the form I filled out included the questions "are you in a relationship?" and "was your last unprotected sex with partner?". The pharmacists were soooo much nicer to me once I said yes to