@The Faery Goth Mother: @Angry Angel: I'm just learning now. Do you guys have your licenses?

I hate driving! Someone is going to get hurt.

@Fridge Hussy: I'm gonna wash that pollie right out of my hair...: I like my boobs slightly constrained, like a tight tank top. It feels really weird topless or in a loose tanktop. I have to press up a pillow against it sometimes.

@hambonetoblerone: According to a study posted a little while back, they're apparently my baby-substitutes.

@PaintedTrollop: Yes. Why not "If there is a way I could help you, please let me know." Much more tangible than a wish.

I gave my fiance a Ugly Dog from Ugly Dolls. We call him Ugs Ugs.

@illseeyouinanotherlifewhenwear...: My only advice is to have something on the other end, a job, a good friend, something so that it isn't a step into another cage.

I moved half way across the country to get away from my family. It helps that they can't place airplane reservations without me.

What makeup produce do you refuse to use?

@DepecheNode: Have you met the Token Y Chromosome? He's around sometimes. So yea, no worries.

I go to a Paul Mitchell school to get my hair cut. I have straight, thick Asian hair that always gets comments and they have done an amazing job the last two times I went. I had very conservative hair stylists so they were open to alterations and cutting a little less so that there's always room to cut more.

For a moment, I thought Mona Simpson was Homer Simpson's mom (same name).

Another reason I belong here..

@BlueMorpho: Ah good point.

@itsonreserve: @Queenjulie:

I swear, I am not a rich, shoe snob, I don't have a closet full of shoes, but I have to shop at DSW. My feet are particular. Any other DSW fans?

My first temp gig ended with them letting everyone from our temp agency go after two hours (and keeping the other people), which means the shoes they made me buy for the 'uniform' (for handing out surveys!) was just barely paid for (after using 3 coupons). I don't want to go back tomorrow and spending another useless…

I just got my driving permit today! Driving tips?

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: At least it was only in 8th grade. My cousin was sighing over him in Sherlock Holmes, but I just couldn't get past his infidelity to see him.

Religious application of Off! My mosquito bites turn into swollen welts that turn purple-red once they've started to heal. Before that point, I'm on Benadryl and Cortizone and ice in order not to scratch myself apart. My SO woke up during the night because I was scratching myself so loudly—in my sleep!