maybe hipsters are unfamiliar with comedy, but comedy is based on the comparison or contrast between two ideas that creates a friction or cognitive dissonance that our brains recognize as funny. Here, Rivers is comparing living in her daughter's lavish guest room to the hellish conditions of The cleveland kidnapping…

But the joke wasn't at the expense of the victims. It was a self-depricating joke about her living conditions. Her living conditions were so terrible, that they were like those of the victims. You can say it wasn't funny, but to say that her attempt at a joke trivializes the plight of the victims is just stupid. The…

Is anyone else reminded of how Roald Dahl's Witches had no toes?

You know why "work" is called "work"?

Funny how they always look amazing in trailers but when you're finally playing it you're just staring at yet another car ass that looks pretty much exactly the same as the last racing simulator you played.

I seriously, seriously had to comment on his uncalled-for use of the word "wicked" before I could even read the rest of the menu because I was just so offended and I needed to vent. Now that I have read the rest of the menu, however, it just strikes me as... sad? Trying way, waaaaay too hard? He strikes me as the type…

MAKING FUN OF GUY FIERI IS CLEARLY ABLEIST BECAUSE HE CAN'T HELP THAT HE IS A DOUCHEBAG.

You rarely laugh or smile? Really?

From someone who is in shape and a "gym rat" as some would say, I can assure you that most of us do not care what you look like. At worst, you have those assholes who say nasty things, but they'd do that regardless of anyone's size. They're the type who pick on women for not being perfect in every way. At best, you…

There are a ton of comments here and I don't know if you're even reading responses anymore but have you tried a gym recently? Because the way you say that you "know" what the response would be if your went makes me think you haven't actually been or that you haven't tried lately.

I'm almost 300lbs and have never experienced what your taking about. Just because your big doesn't automatically make you a target of bullying. And I go to the gym all the time and every trainer there is very supportive. It's not fair to judge a situation where you have no facts.

Can no one say a goddamn thing without playing oppression olypmics?

First thing that pops into my head is Phyllis banging Bob Vance while on a lunch date with Jim and Pam.

I don't get it. I don't even like to take deep breaths in public bathrooms. The idea of having my back or butt on any surface in one of those grosses me out.

I've always thought the "what about the children?!" line to be particularly odd. If a small child asks questions about what appears to be a romantic relationship between two people of the same sex, he will accept your explanation and go on with his day. You literally say "Oh yeah, you know how boys and girls like…

Present day Tina Fey is Kate Middleton from the future?

Seriously they'd be happy. I work at a chain restaurant, I promise you even the GM won't miss those customers because they don't make good money of them. Ordering of the 2 for $20 doesn't do much for the restaurants bottom line. I'm not trying to embarrass your or anything, all I'm saying is if you can't afford to…

Uh 15% (although is standard) isn't exactly good. Don't go out to eat if you can't afford the tip.

This is pretty deep in the thread now, so I'll make a confession too. My husband recently was using talk to text on his android, and texted me the following:

I work at a doggie daycare, and I fart all the time secure in the knowledge that no one will hear over the barking, and I can just blame the smell on the dogs.