I love Kim but Nicki's shadow in that Instagram is a million times cooler than Kim is right now :(

Allowing 'BROMANCE' to tack onto 'ROMANCE' is fucking criminal. Scrabble is OVER, everyone. I'll see you at the life-size chess board in my dreams.

penile annihilation

Making fun of a child's knee...???

I avoided watching this but then I heard a clip of it on NPR and started laugh-crying in the car. My hormones are like "NO, WHAT, THESE FEELS, NOT COOL". Kids are so fucking weird!!

It reminds me of something that would have made Michael Kors make this face on Project Runway. I still kind of love it though, especially on her!

I just read the really interesting radfem vs. trans community New Yorker article and one of the specific arguments "TERFs" make is that you can't shed your male-born privilege by transitioning to living as a woman any more than a person getting surgery to appear less white would be shedding the privilege that person…

When you consider that this movie came out before the rise of smart phones and long before the pervasiveness of social media you have to admit it is chillingly prophetic. It's kind of like reminding yourself that South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut came out prior to 9/11.

I would bet money that Kim K. has made literally zero decisions with regards to this game's content and design, let alone "worked on" it.

I have to say Miranda Kerr is the right choice if you want to be able to sell via this method. Every single time I see that commercial where she comes in from a jog and forgets to take her shoes off in the shower I watch it. She's just way too pretty!

Whenever I go to Whole Foods I always buy a box of frozen mozzarella sticks because I mean they came from Whole Foods, they must be healthy right? Right???

Pictured: Steve Roberson's customer

"HERE BUDDY LET ME HELP BY BITING YOUR TAIL"

At first I thought you were using "buttass" as a hilarious insult, then I realized that was actually the dude's name. LOLOL

Having a lot of trouble mustering any sympathy for this dude, especially after the last week of air-travel-related news. Sorry not sorry.

Dolphinately. For sharks.

Haaaaaa referencing Jack Skellington so effortlessly as to make unknowing readers think that Jack Skellington is like some pipe-smoking sport-jacket-wearing network executive mentor/boyfriend of Black Lively.

In Other News, People Are Vapid Idiots. Full Story at Eleven!

If I could guarantee my picky-ass cat would use this thing I would 100% back it at the level where you get one of them. However $200 is steep for what could ultimately end up a fugly statue in my living room.

Probably staring sadly at the beautiful plate of food that has been placed in front of you that you are not allowed to touch until the toasting is over.