"This is crazy, a baby stranger is here" is my new jam.

I started with Flavor of Love, and thoroughly enjoyed Rock of Love. They were really pushing the skeeve limits when the whole Megan thing happened.

I love trash tv but mainly focus on Bravo and occasionally Oxygen. VH1 just hasn't been the same for me since the Megan Wants a Millionaire murder-suicide guy.

You're not wrong, especially recently. There's a huge split between AAA and indie companies especially if you aren't in a "hub" city like San Francisco where there are major publishers located. It's a cruel mistress (I lost the job I was talking about in this post when our parent company shut us down this summer) but…

As a big Housewives fan I am very sad for Caroline. I bet it was the elderly Jack Russell terrier named I think Austin who was often shown on the show.

My mom's birthday is the 26th and she ALWAYS brings up being a kid and having other girls decline her party invites because of wanting to stay home and play with new toys.

Hey guys, there are also many, many lovely adorable kittehs of all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages that also need adopting and may not get the publicity a Grumpy Cat lookalike will get! /PSA

But wait I thought he was a pimple-faced loooooooooser!!

I 100% agree with your post and don't get why people can't mind their biznazz better!

This is so true. Both my husband and my best friend CANNOT COMPREHEND when I say two actors/actresses look alike if they don't currently have the same color hair. Blows my mind every time.

One time our dog ate a box of crayons and dumped it out later that day. It was the prettiest pile of crap I think I have ever seen... All the colors of the rainbow were represented.

Do you mean the protagonist in NotLD? Because I think his race is a very important subtext to the movie when you consider his fate at the end.

One of my husband's BFFs is a stay-at-home dad (also in school) to his amazeballsly adorable baby girl. He is SO EFFING HAPPY! His wife is a dentist and though he will probably go back to work after finishing school she's definitely the breadwinner. Yay for modern situations that work for the people involved!

Last year I saw a lot of Christmas morning engagement announcements. Seems really unoriginal to me. Also I think there is some clause where you can't take back an engagement ring given on Christmas because it's technically a gift and not a "contract" or what-the-fuck-ever.

Singing beautifully and impressively in a language that isn't your own, singing songs that are folk culture, even if the culture is not your own, is not "appropriation", or if it is, I can't see how it's a negative. This girl is not twerking in front of a bunch of Arab women singing in English about "the far east",…

Selective breeding over generations results in more extreme expressions of the traits being selected: SHOCKING!

What a weird punchline.

That actually was one of the signs that this was BS because in one of his previous hoaxes he used the same weird name quoting thing.

I appreciate your opinion but "working harder than what you got paid for" is kind of your responsibility if you don't quote accurate fees up front... don't you think?