One time our dog ate a box of crayons and dumped it out later that day. It was the prettiest pile of crap I think I have ever seen... All the colors of the rainbow were represented.

Do you mean the protagonist in NotLD? Because I think his race is a very important subtext to the movie when you consider his fate at the end.

One of my husband's BFFs is a stay-at-home dad (also in school) to his amazeballsly adorable baby girl. He is SO EFFING HAPPY! His wife is a dentist and though he will probably go back to work after finishing school she's definitely the breadwinner. Yay for modern situations that work for the people involved!

Last year I saw a lot of Christmas morning engagement announcements. Seems really unoriginal to me. Also I think there is some clause where you can't take back an engagement ring given on Christmas because it's technically a gift and not a "contract" or what-the-fuck-ever.

Singing beautifully and impressively in a language that isn't your own, singing songs that are folk culture, even if the culture is not your own, is not "appropriation", or if it is, I can't see how it's a negative. This girl is not twerking in front of a bunch of Arab women singing in English about "the far east",…

What a weird punchline.

That actually was one of the signs that this was BS because in one of his previous hoaxes he used the same weird name quoting thing.

I appreciate your opinion but "working harder than what you got paid for" is kind of your responsibility if you don't quote accurate fees up front... don't you think?

Since you mentioned some awesome-sounding adventure trips I figured I would drop a recommendation in for going to Isla Mujeres (island off the eastern coast of Mexico) and go swimming with whale sharks. Literally, swimming in the open ocean with a bunch of these guys coasting around you. I did this on my honeymoon on…

My husband and I paid for our wedding almost entirely ourselves and with what would have otherwise been wedding gift money so I did my best to keep prices as low as possible. We were lucky to have a venue that let us pick and choose pretty much everything we wanted to do and a caterer willing to work in our budget.…

Target's cableknit sweater leggings are my favorite piece of loungewear in the last few years. Do yourself a favor and get a pair!

I had my most recommended post ever (170+ I think) on the Wal-Mart Black Friday post a week or two ago, saying essentially exactly what you are saying. F anyone who feels the need to drive this business.

When I saw someone on my FB feed bitching about being spoiled on Family Guy I immediately Googled it because I had to know what could possibly be worth considering a spoiler for that show. To be honest this is a pretty solid spoiler.

I saw this the other day. I bought the black and white print sweater with an aqua t-Rex on it from the same collection and got tons of compliments including from a TSA agent!

LOL sure, "all the time". Damn those gamers.

She is awesome-looking. Super fierce! I have crazy thick dark eyebrows. Multiple waxing ladies have commented on them and one even tried to charge me extra (fine, no tip for you, lady!). I have considered what I would look like going blonde but leaving my eyebrows dark and this chick makes me kinda wanna go for it.

That smile..

I am a huge sucker for "three moon" shirts. This is one of my faves and yes I do own it:

Just in case Jez ever needs a staff 'Shopper I am here for you.