She does not deserve (no one does) death or rape threats or any threats of violence or harm to her or her friends and family. That said I have ZERO PROBLEM with her losing her job after this. Well, I guess I have a tiny problem with the fact that she only lost her job after it went viral. Apparently the people in her…

My worst poop story was at an outdoor wedding with "fancy" portopotties with a foot-pump flush. I had horrible stomach issues both digestive and "womanly" (found out two weeks later I was deep into a case of Mono) and finally let loose in one of the portopotties. Of course the flush mechanism failed me leaving a giant…

I actually liked the campaign for ummm EPT I guess where for different women it ended up standing for different things whether they were pleased to be pregnant or just as pleased not to be. No mention of the ones who are horrified at a positive test of course.

"Well, actually.."

Copyranter holds a special place in my heart.

When I was a youth at summer camp (ages 9 to 12 or so) I always assumed my counselors were 30+. Having worked at camps as an adult I realize now that most of them were actually probably 16 to 18 years old.

Django is my mom's adorable fozzy-bear-looking standard poodle's name. I call him Jangles instead 8D

Can we all agree that you never raise the armrest let alone touch it without consulting your seat neighbor while he/she is awake unless they are your friend/family/spouse/whatever. Also never ever EVER (!!!) assume that someone else's seat space is yours to encroach on because she is small.

That was a fun video. They seem like great friends. I felt bad when the little guy couldn't make it up the sharper drop but overall very cute/wooly. I loved the beach ending!

I do most of our household's grocery shopping as I am unemployed at the moment. I never make lists and never ever compare prices or clip coupons. I also rarely brush my hair. My husband is so lucky!!!

Yesss I meant to send this to Tips yesterday. So good! I love the part about the clit being a button made of a million penis tops.

Mr. emdroid and I will get into fights that start from heated discussions. We always try to push it through to a resolution where tensions break and we can talk it over and hug/bone it out. I think every relationship is different but I think the crucial part is talking it out, and if you need to have a little flare-up…

This was an awesome read. The only ones that really bother me are anything related to live animals :/ I have problems with lobster and crab for this same reason. Meat is a complicated issue but I can't help but draw a line at cuisines that are essentially torture.

The last time I went to a game at Fenway Park the girls in front of me were all wearing PINK-brand Red Sox shirts. Unsurprisingly they spent the whole game taking selfies.

See normally I would feel bad for saying a new mom looks vacant but she has always had this same expression in her eyes.

The lights are on but nobody's home.

Craigslist success story right here.

I hate public airing of relationship/affection nonsense on Facebook. It's such a gross indirect brag about being happily paired up. I'm married but it makes me feel really bad for any unhappily single friends when coupled up people start with the "OMG I have the best man in the world" or "Thanks to Dick Johnson for…

"If I can do this, so can you" actually strikes me as more patronizing and shitty than "what's your excuse?" which is a pretty common workout slogan (not that it makes it okay). Lady, you are a stay-at-home mom blogger who has devoted her life to exercise above a lot of other things. That is why you can do it, and…

Sigh. I have five ferrets and they are the sweetest creatures in the world who would never dream of biting (at least not past the crazy-baby phase). Like any other pet animal, they are as well-behaved as their owners make them/let them be. Everyone who meets my ferrets has a "bad ferret" story and generally it boils…