That was a fun video. They seem like great friends. I felt bad when the little guy couldn't make it up the sharper drop but overall very cute/wooly. I loved the beach ending!

I do most of our household's grocery shopping as I am unemployed at the moment. I never make lists and never ever compare prices or clip coupons. I also rarely brush my hair. My husband is so lucky!!!

Yesss I meant to send this to Tips yesterday. So good! I love the part about the clit being a button made of a million penis tops.

Mr. emdroid and I will get into fights that start from heated discussions. We always try to push it through to a resolution where tensions break and we can talk it over and hug/bone it out. I think every relationship is different but I think the crucial part is talking it out, and if you need to have a little flare-up…

The last time I went to a game at Fenway Park the girls in front of me were all wearing PINK-brand Red Sox shirts. Unsurprisingly they spent the whole game taking selfies.

See normally I would feel bad for saying a new mom looks vacant but she has always had this same expression in her eyes.

The lights are on but nobody's home.

Craigslist success story right here.

I hate public airing of relationship/affection nonsense on Facebook. It's such a gross indirect brag about being happily paired up. I'm married but it makes me feel really bad for any unhappily single friends when coupled up people start with the "OMG I have the best man in the world" or "Thanks to Dick Johnson for…

"If I can do this, so can you" actually strikes me as more patronizing and shitty than "what's your excuse?" which is a pretty common workout slogan (not that it makes it okay). Lady, you are a stay-at-home mom blogger who has devoted her life to exercise above a lot of other things. That is why you can do it, and…

Sigh. I have five ferrets and they are the sweetest creatures in the world who would never dream of biting (at least not past the crazy-baby phase). Like any other pet animal, they are as well-behaved as their owners make them/let them be. Everyone who meets my ferrets has a "bad ferret" story and generally it boils…

As a ferret enthusiast I already know and love the Least Weasel, who wins the prize for Official Smallest Mustelid!

Lorde 4 Class President!

My grandfather wrote us a check (gift ahead of time to help pay for wedding instead of after the fact) six months before I did end up changing my name (you know, after the wedding) to ONLY me with the wrong last name. That was fun trying to work out with the bank.

Dude, Kate Hudson still gets crap for her kid's long hair. People are ridiculous about kids, I love long hair on little boys and cute little tomboy girls.

Whoa Ashley looks really bad here, I can't quite figure out what's going on but she looks haggard. Normally she looks really healthy and pretty so I'm gonna assume it's just a horrible photo.

did not let him take any of his belongings, hissing, "You came with nothing; you will leave with nothing."

If you don't already, try playing with him with a fishing-pole type toy. Cats sleep a lot when you aren't around but won't be bored if you engage them in play all the time. I play with mine every night before feeding him and it's a nice routine now. Outdoor cats can do just fine but it also opens up so many new…

I grew up with outdoor cats and am now firmly an indoor cat person. I rescued my kitty from a barn where he was starving and frozen at 4 weeks old, and thankfully he has zero inclination towards the outdoors.

In my opinion a huge part of it is her hairstyle. A center part low pony is hideous on most faces to be honest (I think it makes my own face look like a potato) and for most non-vulpine-faced women a side part is more flattering.