Yeah, saying “I’m not afraid of the snow I’m from Minnesota” is kind of douchey. Russia? Legit.

Counterpoint: Ovi is as American as apple pie

I was in Russia a few years ago, and the taxi ride from the airport to my hotel was the scariest shit ever.

Usually I’m not impressed when people say, I can handle driving in winter weather because I’m from X wintry place, because the roads are icier and more dangerous in the south when they get a little bit of snow vs snowier places that have the infrastructure to cope. But... if you can drive with these people, you can…

There's 11 comments and 6 are variations of that joke. I hope this answers your question.

America needs more Russians in all of our major sports. Nay, we need more Russians in all levels of our society.

This is the first hockey related article I’ve ever read.

Oh, I completely agree - they are the inferior team. But, I don’t think they’re inferior to the point where they should lose by nearly 40 points at home. Their offense that game was all iso, and not much else.

Blatt is survived by fellow Batman sound-effects Biff, Crunch, and Pow.

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Blatt never knew nor understood the NBA. He felt he was unappreciated as a star international coach. Last year in the playoffs the refs had to save Blatt from a series ending technical because Blatt didn’t know NBA rules. The reality was Blatt needed to accept he was barely past rookie level in the NBA and that was…

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Thank God this day has finally arrived, I can finally use that “Blatt goes splat” headline I’ve been sitting on since the day he was hired! New York Post, here I come!!!

Hue, Lue, in the News.

Reached for comment, Cavs Superstar LeBron James said, “The team is going to miss Dave and all the hard work he has done. But I promise the city of Cleveland: we will not stop until we find an even more talented individual to serve as team waterboy for the rest of the season.”

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

most shocking part of this is that there is a workplace in North Carolina that only employs one person named Dale

I’m greatly surprised that Max Futurecast isn’t actually the name of a weatherman.

It’s almost as though we here on the east coast understand how our weather works, and how we prepare for it, and how we react to it, and how each of those parts may be completely different from another region 2,000 miles away.

Hundreds of employees need to get home as well, moron. And you know what? Forcing people to decide whether to waste hundreds of dollars or risk their lives is poor customer service. Fuck off.