To be fair, he’s not Prince Climber.

Young Anakin: “I sure hope I can keep my emotions in check if anything else traumatic happens in my life!”

So “Smells Like Teen Spirit” because they are teens using their sweaty teen spirit to break rocks, and “Blitzkrieg Bop” because they were literally plucked from the Blitzkrieg during WWII?

There is no other explanation. This movie was conceived by geniuses.

It appears the producers spent the end of this movie setting up Pan 2: Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal, Hook! without stopping to consider that this film may be too much of a bomb to merit a sequel.

It’s not a joke. They also sing “Blitzkreig Bop.” I don’t know why they did that either.

So this is basically a Peter Pan version of Xmen First Class, expect without showing what made them enemies in the first place? Lame. I guess it didn’t help that all the marketing made me think Hugh Jackman was Hook. The idea of Pan and Hook being friends is so stupid anyway because Hook is an adult, the thing Pan…

The kids honor Blackbeard by singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in tribute to him, for reasons I wouldn’t possibly deign to try to understand.

“So.. HEY... I was.... AVAILable... and nobody CALLED.... What’s up.. with that....”

This is like Robert DeNiro’s last scene in The Godfather, Part Two consisting of him saying, “I just hope I never become a crime lord or something!”

Arenas is talking shit at both of them on Instagram. I assume it means he feels he had the same attitude of joking around when he put empty guns on a chair.

Can someone explain to me the part at the end about Barnes and Fisher?!

The fucked up thing about Gilbert Arenas is his total nonchalant demeanor actually puts me in a state of nonchalance when reading about him.

That story is obviously bullshit. He didn’t even say “Hibachi!” once.

Titanic survivor: ...and that’s the story of how we hit the iceberg and sank.

Still does have one of the greatest careers ever.

That take was so strong, it could bench 450 and squat 750.

The Mets screwed themselves out of home-field advantage.

If I’m not mistaken, I think this makes Scherzer the first player to have two no-hit, no-walk complete games in his career, let alone one season.

Not only did he strike out 9 in a row, he struck them all out swinging.

OMG! I was 1-2 sheets to the wind in that restaurant in Florida with a group of coworkers. This may date me but that Aussie story is a Paul Harvey moment for me, I now know the rest of the story. Florida - nice place to visit but you wouldn’t want to live there.