Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. It’s impossible because the beams were coated in nano-bubbles.

I had a pretty blonde friend who spoke flawless Japanese. I was with her on an elevator in a Century City office building when some Japanese businessmen boarded and began speaking to one another. They were making bold remarks about our physicality, etc. My friend gave them a beautifully formal “Please have a lovely…

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

Oh Roosh, go wash your wig already.

I work in food service, and I get it, sometimes you have critters that get into the building.

Many years ago and fresh out of college I worked for Pizza Hut. I was a hard worker and caught on quickly, so the manager I had decided to promote me to a shift manager. This meant that I had limited authority over staff and would do some end of day admin work like bank deposits etc. This worked well for a while until…

That is like the better version of when people would make sexist/racist/rapey jokes to me, and I “wouldn’t get them” and ask for a detailed explanation of the joke. Halfway through, their faces would indicate, “oh, this is a terrible joke that I SHOULDN’T be telling strangers because it says a whole lot about me.”…

Regarding the first story, I really hate when you do someone a favor by letting them borrow something they assume that they always have access to that item. If I want to help you out okay but when it starts to infringe on me then it’s not. That is just rude.

Can someone explain what a “high street gentlemen’s club” is, why those strippers were being boarded, and what all those windows have to do with anything? The siliverback imagery was priceless, but I’m totally confused at the scene laydown for the whole rest of the story. Was this a pub or a strip club??

You’d have better luck getting a serious class on sex education in US public schools than a workers’ rights one. And you’d probably have better luck lobbying for every student to have a unicorn that poops chocolate and pisses rainbows than getting either of those classes.

Absolutely! And when you agree to help them move:

It actually made the two months of weird inappropriate comments worth it to me, to watch his face as he realized that I had heard every single word he said. He awkwardly ended the conversation as fast as he could and disappeared for the rest of the night.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

Rachel Masterson’s story reminds me of some of Anthony Bourdain’s observations about “friends” who encourage people with cooking skill to open a restaurant. His comments were that you end up with a lot of free meals going out the door and staff being treated like shit because the “friends” exploit their relationship…

I had this pair of asshole brothers come in last night and they tipped me in coupons for free salsa because I had “such a sweet and spicy smile”. Their bill was over $100.

I thought the same thing in regards to the steak knife story, which is why the asshole’s psycho rage attack was extra useless. Not only did he scare the new employee off, they left without knowing that there was a valid reason why you don’t mix the different knives.

It’s a reasonable complaint. Threatening to stab someone in the neck is not a reasonable way to make it.

“Wife would like to point out it’s likely the franchisee’s fault than McDonald’s corporate.”

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…