So I am old enough that when I was a senior in high school, I worked at Starbucks.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

Back when I was a kid we knew a family like that. The mother was just insane and convinced that her husband and kids had various allergies and sicknesses. I have no idea how much was true and how much was BS, but after a while it was plain that she used her freak outs over food and illness to control the family. It…

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

He hit just .230 and had a 29-percent strikeout rate in the first half, but made up for all the whiffs by hitting for power and walking a ton.

Pederson’s production off a cliff since the All-Star break.

It’s no wonder his chicken parm sandwiches look so sloppily prepared.

Every NFL coach thinks HE’S the savant who can get that 11 win season out of Brian Hoyer; all those other coaches before who have tried just weren’t smart enough.

Nelson’s injury was a non-contact injury, and if your suggestion to rethink the current preseason is predicated on player safety, like it suggests, an eighteen game schedule isn’t really in the best interest of keeping everyone safe.

Special irony in Suggs spouting "know the rules." That's what Brady said to whiny-ass-baby Harbaugh after last year's playoff game, when the Patriots ran a legal play and caught the whiny-ass-baby Ravens off guard. So of course, the whiny-ass-baby Ravens whined and the NFL made the play illegal.

This is exactly why Eagles fans hate Eagles fans more than anyone else. Although the trend seems to be that there’s at least one for each team so far...

If you know of any other way to describe riff raff without using the words South Jersey, I’d like to hear it.

So, honest question: why would anyone go to an NFL game in person? I haven’t been since I went to a Lions game the first season at Ford Field; before that, I think I went to three at the Silverdome. It’s not a fun experience, and the people suck. It sounds like that’s still the case.

“But your honor, even though I stated it wasn’t a joke, I was clearly just kidding around.”

On December 5, 1988, I was in Anaheim Stadium watching Jim Harbaugh make his first start as the Bears’ QB. He played poorly and the Bears got smashed, 23-3. Vivid in my memory of that game was that there were two really loud male fans in the crowd about 10 rows back from where my buddy and I were sitting. When I say…

Which group are you referring to?

My dad looked at me and said “Mike, this is why you have to try hard in school.”

“We haven’t won a title since my grandfather was my age. Since then, it’s been 50 years of getting face fucked. By the way, pop-pop is dead.”

Every single fucking Sunday I watch swarms of mouth-breathers from south jersey and delco slather themselves in cheez whiz and yell racist or homophobic comments towards people walking by for not wearing eagles green.

That guy predicting Bradford’s knee explosion to happen in week 3 is horribly optimistic, isn’t he?