One of my classmates wore a hijab with Batman symbol on it. I used to think that was the epitome of cool, but I don't know, this lady is giving her a hard run for her money and

I wish to be this lady’s friend. She kicks ass and will not brook nonsense, but also knows how to party hard.

Not sure if serious, but...

So does Salman Rushdie sell monogrammed thermoses or something?

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.