His dad really started to slack on coaching a while back.

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

Kermit Washington is scarier.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

this is for the people that didn’t know they needed to see Mark Davis’ hair on Sheldon Adelson’s head.

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.