He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I love how conservatives try to depict California cities as these vile, miserable wastelands that nobody wants to live in, at the same time as housing prices here continue to skyrocket.

Man, wasn’t it cool when the UFC “traded” him for Ben Askren after his first loss (a split decision) in 7 years?

You left out the biggest story: we (NCFC) had 11 players out with injury or unable to play. Eleven!

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

i’m a big picture kind of guy. that speech was seen by millions of people. MILLIONS OF LIVES FOREVER CHANGED.

Uh, that’s a bold statement considering...you know...*gestures wildly* EVERYTHING else he’s done. 

That “eat the W” speech is still the absolute worst thing he’s ever done.

Dude there are like 5 of these cars ever driving at the same time around the world... and not for many miles either, much fewer than Matt put on for his review.

Sometimes it hits in the early 70s. For example, one of these hypothetical old people might confuse “Alabama” with “the Bahamas” and then spend a couple weeks saying he didn’t.

I … I don’t understand...
- dude makes anti-Semitic jokes
- dude gets shit for it, rightfully
- dude says he’s going to donate to ADL as a way to take responsibility
- some idiots on the internet don’t like this
- he decides not to donate to them, as a way to... take responsibility??

I feel like I’m missing a piece of logic…

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

For the same reasons Subaru, Honda, Toyota, BMW, Mercedes, VW, Nissan, and Hyundai have major operations in the US despite being foreign companies.

> paramilitary contingent

Wait, so, the car manufacturers were going “Yeah, we’ll make our cars more fuel efficient overall,” and instead of letting private industry just do whatever, the Trump administration was like “No, be worse.”

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.