He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Wow, man, Teddy is a piece of shit. At least he has the wherewithal to recognize and admit it. That’s the first step, T!

Jesus, Teddy sounds like an asshole.

Pictured: the Brazilian Ed Hochuli. 

Agreed. This is wonderful.

Yeah it was pretty clear who wrote this once you realize the headline isn’t sarcastic.  Especially since Billy won’t actually watch MLS but still writes about it.

but as long as minorities are worse off and their reps are praisin’ Jaysus these idiots don’t care that their state is dying. 

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

You are kind of stupid.

Well according to him, a weaker yuan is indeed bad and means they are a “currency manipulator.”

I wasn't aware that Trump thought it a good idea that the Yuan weaken. Quite the reverse in fact 

How MTV sucked the life out of the VMAs? I think it happened right about the same time they stopped playing music videos.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

What advantages does this car have over, say a train, which I could also afford?

I’m not a loser.

Bullshit.  How about not extending the controversy by openly playing Jay-Z to “challenge” Stills?  

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.