Deadspin is fine, Haisley is the problem.

I just cant get over how you openly admit to not having watched a second of MLS this year, but still found a way to write 90000 words about why Vela is messi. The whole post could be “his stats seem good and this website I dont understand rates him highly!”. THE END.

HOW ARE YOU STILL EMPLOYED? RUN ON SENTENCES HAVE NEVER WON A PULITZER. I AM EMPLOYING THE MAGARY YELLING TECHNIQUE HERE BECAUSE NOTHING SEEMS TO GET THROUGH TO YOU.

Seriously though, how many non-spiteful non-shithead writers could deadspin pull from any decent companies to replace this man. It’s a disgrace. You are…

I have been signed out of kinja for a long time, but signed in specifically to make sure I could star this. How the fuck can you write this and expect to be taken seriously!?!

I have nothing else really to say other than star this post.

This assholes Twitter is a ghost town, clearly because he knows if he frequented it, he’d cry from all the people pointing out what’s a disgusting excuse for a “journalist” he is. 

I get extremely angry every time I click on an article from the deadspin Twitter only to find you’ve written it.

Should have lead with the fact that you haven't actually watched him play, I would have stopped reading sooner

Billy my man.....you’re approaching levels of insufferable that only Phil Mushnick has reached. 

Billy is a soccer guy the same way Stephen A is a sports guy ... the less he actually knows the better, because his ignorance prevents him from being disabused from his next shitty take.

Oh fuck off. Watching Vela in the form he is in now doesn't require any qualifiers. Enjoy soccer.

Billy is a real fucking asshole. 

That feel when you try to act smug and superior and instead self-own. Good to know he is wholly unqualified to talk about the domestic league, instead of just assuming. No wonder he only talks about the Front Office, the second he talks about the product the veil gets lifted.

Ditto

“presumable” because I haven’t watched a minute of MLS this season so I’ve not had the chance to subject his performances to my own visual examination

I don’t miss him as much as I thought I would. Dodgers’ current outfield ain’t bad.

As a dodgers’ fan, I appreciate Deadspin’s continued Puig updates. Miss that guy.

Kerr prefers classic rock. Bands like CSN, The Doobie Brothers; Chicago especially. His favorite song is the one that goes ‘25 or 3 to 1'.

Hey guys we found PG’s burner account.

The guy sitting next to the Human Brick can say, with a straight face, *that was a bad shot*