Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.

As a Supersonics fan I must admit that I’m getting a thrill out of their lack of success.  Also, stat padding to get triple doubles looks good during the regular season but doesn’t bode well for playoff success.

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

I was about to say, this robot really beats Trumpitos genius idea....

I wanted to slam my head against the table when the commander-in-cheeto was tweeting about using firefighting drop-planes to fight the blaze. You don’t need my 8 years as a firefighter to have the common sense to realize what kind of damage that much mass does to a structure. Not to mention, there is a reason why you…

What does fate have in common with Rudy Giuliani? They both like to fuck Cousins.

Lovely piece of writing, thanks. Probably the closest thing we have in modernity is Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, I think.

One of the rumors that came out days before Luke’s shitcanning was that ownership was displeased with his unwillingness to bolster his staff with actual experienced coaches.

He ain’t lying.  

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

My favorite part of this article is the description “former Washington Wizard.” 

“I thought the criminal justice system was perfect in 99.9 percent of the situations.”

It’s like a group of prisoners making fun of a guy for being in jail

Jimmy John’s is only marginally (and by the thinnest of margins) better than Subway. I only know Au Bon Pain from incredibly overpriced premade sandwiches in turnpike rest stops. Pret A Manger? Huh?

Anyone else have this running through their head as they read the article?

I think the reactor was probably designed by humans

What’s really amazing is how much of the wildlife and vegetation has returned. Humans are worse for the environment than radiation apparently.