This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

All of these people expressing regret for their vote...who will go vote Republican again anyway in 2018. And then likely vote for the angry orange in 2020 because of some reason they’ll concoct and subsequently buy into about whoever comes out as his top opponent.

I’m working on it.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

+ 3/5^ths?

My friend works at a hedge fund with a lot of whites and he says that for every good white who just wants to work hard, there’s three that are doing just enough to pay their second wife’s child support and buy cocaine. IMO it’s a cultural thing with them, they see these movies like Wolf of Wall Street and think that’s…

Supercups hardly mean anything.

Woo Thank god because I appreciate the artistry of holy shit that ass.

Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

Except all three of the above goals are more GIF-worthy than any of the goals from that game.... Wait, were there goals in that game?

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Lebron, if he had stayed in Cleveland his whole career, struggled with shitty seasons, and still won a few titles. And dueced on the 2022 five time defending champion Warriors in his last game.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

The best Vin Scully quote from yesterday: “So the Dodgers are up 9-0. The Padres could have gone to the beach, it’s a nice day! If they had gone to the beach they still would have lost 9 nothing.”