There are countless rumors from basically everyone who's ever partied with Jones in the last few years that he is a huge and regular coke user. So the deleted tweet is funny and relevant because it indicates there's a decent chance that after this interview (or the day before, I don't know when exactly it was filmed)…

Standing stoically in the face of oncoming danger? That's sooo unoriginal.

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

Fuck that. I'll stick with "Cones of Dunshire"

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

"Who said we were worried about this team?"

Maaaaan, Aaron Neville is gonna be pissed that Ross is jacking his look...

Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

With a little luck, those Chinese destroyers..I mean Coast Guard ships..will sink Japanese whaling..I mean Research..ships.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Gonna miss this show so much

That is never going to get old

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Tiger has always had trouble with his short irons and wedges around Thanksgiving.

It's cool, but for $10K I want the "Spared No Expense" edition with the plexi-top, CRT monitors inside telling me about the park, night vision goggles and flashlights in some Pelican cases in the back, etc. At least give me a bull bar and some lights on the front! Oh and Sam Neil should be available upon delivery…

Fuck the crust. That shit just takes up valuable stomach space.

Why do urologists all seem to think they are fucking hilarious? I had prostatitis twice in 2007. That is an acute inflammation of the prostate gland. There's only one way to check it, and that is digitally. Meaning, a finger. The first urologist who gave me a prostate exam said, "on the plus side, I have the…

This has been one of the sadder strings of columns in recent memory.