I approve of this headline.

When it comes to the various means of moving slowly through water, this should help settle the longstanding debate of row v. wade.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Huh?

White Flakes Can Jump

Grantlanimorphs

Chris Harris, Jalopnik writer.

How can you ask this when you know Long Beach has a Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles?

Ferrari getting it's ass kicked. Pick your example, but I'm partial to Ford getting pissed at Ferrari, the GT40 going 1-2-3, then Ford dropping the mic and walking away.

"What the fuck is a 'Full House?'" -Miami Heat fans

How rude!

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

I cringed when I saw her.

Accountability is tough, huh?

Nice goal, but the only "ridiculous" thing in this post is Greg's love of hyperbole.

Pursey Harvin

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

I think the bigger point is that the Dodgers have a large payroll, but didn't spend it on middle relief which killed them. That's not a spending issue, that's a GM issue.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.