Getting banned from entering a city before you even get there is basically the most Top Gear thing that ever could have happened. This is shaping up to be epic.

That piano music was a million times more exciting than Ernie Johnson. Actually the entire thing was a better production than TBS the other night.

If you look closely at the crowd, you can see a young Jamie Moyer soaking up the action.

Roberto Demente

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Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

This is mind altering. All along, my screen saver has been one small part of a porn data chart.

It takes... diff'rent strokes, it takes... diff'rent strokes...

Tempers are running high in there. Someone get Chappelle and John Mayer in there stat.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

I just don't see how the two years of dormancy is really going to be distinguishable from the 10 years of dormancy that preceded it.

If the beheadings didn't work, they'd have moved on to international terror attacks and grown. Then people would say 'Why didn't we do something about it when they were cutting people's heads off? Seemed like an obvious problem.' People just like to bitch so they have something to say. Makes them feel smart.

400+ Belgian youngsters went to fight for IS, ISIS, ISOL w/e. Some of them have returned to Belgium and were immediately planning strikes against the EU parliament and Nato buildings. And my country is not the only one facing threats from those assholes. I for one am happy we are killing them over there instead of…

You need to put that MVP chant up there: http://goo.gl/JKunUr

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

This is the most enjoyable going away gift he's gotten all season.

Pretentiously, using plurals for singular subjects as if he were really in England, which he is not.

poorly and about one shitty topic [Arsenal]

Clint Dempsey raps like Greg Howard blogs