Your move now, Countries That Aren't America.

there's about a 98% chance i was looking at porn on any given day.

Old School Baseball Guy: Wow, Puig sure looks like a hall-of-fame type player when you see him like this. I mean he's just got so much talent it's nuts. What a great outfielder.

you seem to have just proven the point of this whole damn thing :)

I don't know what all the complaining is about.

I think we know what needs to be done.

Jay Leno of course

This is horrifying to watch, Greg. I don't think I've ever seen someone botch the start of a race so badly.

Look at it the other way 'round: now the statistical accidents have already happened, so you're more likely to have nothing out of the ordinary happening. Your path has been cleared.

And that does it for the year on Marlin's highlights folks.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

The single-entity structure is a response to two specific things:

If you're really trying to defend Stoke, you are too far gone.

Fair point, I guess, but if you're going to talk about how European football is more watchable then I don't know why you'd pick a rugby team to illustrate your point.

How has D'Antoni not been fired yet? Someone remind me why Mike Brown was fired and replaced with this shit coach?

Greg, given your success with hyperbole in the past I can only assume these shoes will be widely praised by soccer players, cure cancer and end hunger.

Dude bashes MLS because it's not Arsenalesque or Messi-esque, then asks why Michael Bradley didn't decide to play for the footballing paradise of... Sunderland.

The hardcore MLS types absolutely do my head in. Their tactic of guilt-tripping people into "supporting" the local teams is basically the same one that Ford and GM used to market their cars ("Buy Domestic!"). If anything, that's actually done more to turn me away from American soccer, instead of making me embrace it…