The odds of this happening are astronomical. Seriously, someone had sex with the first Lisa?

Nope. Check Brazil's third:

I know everyone has their home town favorite broadcasters, but between Vin and Chick I feel that us in LA really got the two of the best ever at what they do.

Their in-car is certifiably insane.

Scully: Look at that kid out there in right field. He seems to really be enjoying himself. Look how much fun he's having playing. Is there anything more innocent and heartwarming than that?

Your mom is, though.

This guy's just trying to get someone to notice he's choking on a hot dog.

Who the hell is that?

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

That's not changing. We're about honesty and we'll call people out when they aren't. We'll also applaud them when they are. No better way to prove it than like this.

Pictured:

By then, Travis had come to terms with death.

Dogegoneit.

This should be enacted in every state, tomorrow. Send a picture from your phone showing your speedo and their license plate to the fuzz and they mail them a ticket. A nominal fine say, $10 bucks per ticket will dissuade these idiots from fighting the ticket but when they get dozens of them, over time, their pattern of…

Almost as angry as the time she broke up with Dave Coulier.

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Judging by his glance, I'm assuming that's Rex on the left.

wtf is Bonobo?

And as an American I am very concerned that for a moment I gave a shit about hockey. I'm glad that's over.

Fuck you.