I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

Not sure why you feel that way. It’s just news. That is all.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

lol dignity for non-millionaires? What is this, COMMUNISM?

That sounds like a lot of baloney!

And then the Astros walked off the Yankees very own wife beater. 

Not Pictured: The exact thing that the title of the article specifically refers to.

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

Joe must’ve finally gotten the poll results back that it’s a safe move to call for impeachment now, gosh he’s so brave and on the ball, how does anyone keep up with him?!?

In your actual defense? You went back and read the sentence you didn’t understand twice, rather than sprint down to the comments in righteous indignation.

How did you manage to read this part of the sentence without the context of the beginning of the same sentence as well as the sentence just before it?

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

I’m as swift to rubbish Billy as anyone, but he’s clearly saying that that’s SAS’s position NOT Deadspin’s/his.

What’s really interesting about her is that she managed to monetize her sociopathy without having first earned an MBA.

Your argument is both intellectually dishonest and moving the goal posts. Making an exception for an emergency, especially for a kid, is something I don’t think you’ll find much disagreement with and is most certainly not the central tenet of the article you wrote or the ensuing discussion. 

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.