I just yelled “chickapaaaaaaay” across the cubicle farm. Friday fun times.

*Stares hard at picture of cunty parents*

Additionally, the national suicide prevention help line is a good option too in times of stress and crisis:

1-800-799-7233 or 1-800-787-3224 (TTY)

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.