Ah, I accidentally replied to the main article. Oh well, I’ll post everywhere because I’m grey and nobody will know...

“It’s like you’re a very healthy 80 year old. You feel good, you’re slower than you used to be, but you’re doing OK. But, you know you’re going to die relatively soon. Statistically, it’s inevitable. Time comes for all.”

and one of our most successful pop stars can’t even use her own money without supervision

I thought he was so cute! He’s certainly not unattractive now, but … he was really cute.

Said no one to that man’s face

I thought the same. Felt kinda icky.

what’s up with the “my dear”? seems a bit patronizing

Wow. No offense, but that’s a true Team Nobody situation.

No, I have never and will never frost a brownie.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

I have some of this in the pantry:

...What? Illinois is definitely NOT in the northeast, we’re solidly in the MidWest thankyouverymuch.

not falling out of a rich vagina. 

This is almost ALWAYS the case. Picking the right parents makes a difference.

I think execution is a little harsh....

What a coincidence — I hate kids! Especially at my Wine & Cheese Picnic ;)

A little is not nearly enough.

Where are the suggested wine pairings to go with them?? What am I, some kind of cheese cretin?

Gross-out Mission accomplished.