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These commentators are perfect

Just wait for the sad faces when we don’t win the Ben Simmons lottery and have to talk ourselves into someone else. And we will. #TrustTheProcess

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this. And I’m a Sixers fan...

Rooting for the Sixers has taught me it is possible to have endless hope and endless despair, simultaneously

Not a day goes by that I forget the Eagles are coached by someone who could legally be referred to as Charlie Kelly.

Ben Carson, like Bill Gluckman before him, is certainly down with the bitches and hoes

The Notorious G.O.P

Katie Nolan had what I believe to be the most compelling take, essentially saying “Well if I you asked me to get sandwiches and I brought hot dogs back, you’d be mad”. She’s not wrong.

My Dad is like Bacarri Rambo (there’s a sentence I didn’t see coming) in that he also believes the hot dog is just the meat.

Anyway -…

Never forget that he wears a watch. That, to me, is damning.

I’ll take “Things I Would Never Bet on in 2013” for $1000, Alex.

Would love to see Madden ‘04 Mike Vick vs. Techmo Bo. Those are the best athletes ever imagined

UPDATE:
Thanks for addressing this, specifically:

I know what you mean I didn’t even read this and went right to the comments so I could share something informed solely from the headline. (Now maybe I’ll go back up and read what you actually had to say)

You know you’re a delusional Eagles fan when you look at this steaming pile of awfulness and say “hey, maybe Chip should trade for that guy...”

***cue endless ‘Is Kevin Durant really elite?/What has he really won?’ talk on FirstTake***

geeze, step your game up Bengals

It’s just extra copies of their playbook, right?